Posted 1 week ago

Scene Shop

  1. Tim: Well I guess you guys will be my platform experts over the next couple of years.
  2. Me: Well, Will will be but I won't.
  3. Tim: Are you not in the BFA?
  4. Me: BFA Stage Management.
  5. Tim: This is the problem with UWM. The Stage managers build better platforms than the BFA tech students.
Posted 1 week ago
  1. Hawkeye: Have you ever really considered the foot?
  2. B.J: Yeah, but I prefer girls.
  3. Hawkeye: Look at it. The foot is an incredible thing.
  4. B.J: What's so hot about a foot?
  5. Hawkeye: You can stand on 'em, you can walk on 'em, you can kick people in the tush with 'em.
  6. B.J: Alright, you've sold me. I'll take a pair in my size.
  7. Hawkeye: There are none in your size.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

mashmoments:

I just realized that the last word ever spoken in M*A*S*H is “What?”

Posted 3 weeks ago

I have a habit of making weird sounds when things are too quiet.

totally-relatable:

So true!

(Source: the-blogthatwasonfire)

Posted 4 weeks ago
This is Adorable!

This is Adorable!

(Source: theamericankid)

Posted 1 month ago
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Posted 1 month ago
I’d like to imagine that this is something I’d do as a parent…

I’d like to imagine that this is something I’d do as a parent…

Posted 1 month ago